Someone please put this man on the cover of W magazine immediately. It’s as if Megan Draper did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese parking lot attendant and decided not to lower her dressing standards. It’s like Margaret Cho’s impression of Kim Jong-il came to life and ran away. It’s… can I have that jacket?
The man is, in fact, the security guard at Christie Miller’s apartment complex in Xujiahui, Shanghai, and she claims that his “Gucci clutch” and “Zach Morris cell phone” make her feel “so safe.” Her brother, Kalifa Dong, took this photo. I hope that it is the first of many.

Someone please put this man on the cover of W magazine immediately. It’s as if Megan Draper did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese parking lot attendant and decided not to lower her dressing standards. It’s like Margaret Cho’s impression of Kim Jong-il came to life and ran away. It’s… can I have that jacket?

The man is, in fact, the security guard at Christie Miller’s apartment complex in Xujiahui, Shanghai, and she claims that his “Gucci clutch” and “Zach Morris cell phone” make her feel “so safe.” Her brother, Kalifa Dong, took this photo. I hope that it is the first of many.

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